We all know someone with that phrase, the one they say so often that everyone else can practically predict when it’s coming.

Our Personalised ‘Things You Always Say’ Quote Coaster turns their most repeated saying into a funny, completely personal gift. Whether it’s a classic Dad phrase, a family in-joke or simply something they’ve said approximately 14 times a day for as long as anyone can remember, we’ll engrave their words onto a coaster made especially for them.

Simply tell us the phrase they’re known for, along with their name and how often they supposedly say it, and we’ll turn it into their very own quote.

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Think of the phrases you hear so often you could say them yourself:

“Money doesn’t grow on trees” “Were you born in a barn?” “I’m not paying to heat the street” “Turn that bloody light off” “Ask your mother” “When I was your age…”

The funnier and more specific to them, the better.

Professionally engraved onto our premium pine, each coaster measures approximately 10cm and is finished with felt feet underneath to help protect surfaces.

A brilliant personalised gift for Father’s Day, birthdays or Christmas, and particularly good for the person whose favourite sayings have become part of family folklore.

TO NOTE: The item will come as pictured as standard. Any deviations from the design as shown must be discussed with me via messages, as otherwise it will be made as shown in the listing.

PLEASE NOTE This item is not a toy.

PRODUCT CARE All our items are handmade to order, so every item is unique. Please do take care when removing from packaging.